A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Women's Rights.

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