Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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A jew enters a mall.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Woman rights.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Tilt your screen back

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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