what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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