- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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