How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Miscarriages.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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I am dyslexic

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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