Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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