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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Miscarriages.

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