- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Justin Bieber

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What the hell are you doing?

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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