- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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