- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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