- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

tim has no humor

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Uh... What was emulating again?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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