What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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