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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Morman Religion.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

This is a joke. Laugh!

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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