Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Loperson

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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dassa

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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