What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Where's my tractor?

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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