What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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