whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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the WNBA

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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