- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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