What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

When is a door not a door? Never.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

KONY 2012

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

The Morman Religion.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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