What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

tim has no humor

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Robin, get in the batmobile

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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