"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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