What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A Mormon walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +8

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I'm going as the joker for halloween

thumb_up thumb_down +8

KONY 2012

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops