Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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tim has no humor

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Anti Joke

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