- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why are trees green? I have no idea

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.