why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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