i just pooped that is all!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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