- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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