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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Where's my tractor?

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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