- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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