Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

The Morman Religion.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Fox News

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

This is a joke. Laugh!

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Anti Joke

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