- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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