whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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