- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What is your bill about? Clinton

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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