- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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