your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Anti Joke

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