- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A man makes a sandwich.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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