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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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