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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Faithful men.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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