- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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