A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A Pakistani news reader.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

who is awesome? no one...

Why is the ground wet It rained

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

the WNBA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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