- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Shea's sty....

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A seal walks into a club.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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