A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Justin Bieber

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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