i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Where's my tractor?

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

women sports....

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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