- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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