- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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