Nick Cannon

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

It's long!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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