- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

I went to school. Then I came home.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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