- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cleveland winning something

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

c-? men, C-men

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

long in the tooth!

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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