- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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