your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Women's rights

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Guess what What

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Nick Cannon

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

penis?

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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