why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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chirs

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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pudding

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Walnut

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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