What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What can make you pee? Liquid

you suck

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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