- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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