- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

knock, knock whos there child molestor

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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