- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

It's long!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

you suck

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