What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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