- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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