What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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