What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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WILLY

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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arena football

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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this site is an antijoke

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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