a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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An man walks to a bra

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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penis?

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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ejaculation JLR

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Guess what What

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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