I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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