- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Hi, my name is Jake.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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