Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

"Knock knock." "No."

Banana Hamock.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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