Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Penis.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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