Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Womens rights

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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