Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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My love life

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Man U

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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