how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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