whats 1 + 1? 2

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

800 people died last year. end of story

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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