Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Knock Know! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

I am dyslexic

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Anti Joke

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