- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Banana Hamock.

"Knock knock." "No."

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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