Black people are the scum of the earth

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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