What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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a ab

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Hellen keller

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

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