there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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sharks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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